it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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