What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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