You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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