The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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