somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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