Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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