i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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