Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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