Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
