Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(941): View more from Florida

I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

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(530): View more from California

He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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(940): View more from Texas

I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....

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(773): View more from Illinois

At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.

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(801): View more from Utah

He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.

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