i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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