Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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