windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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