Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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