Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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