you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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