so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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