Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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