The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I love black thongs
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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