Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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