wanna go halves on a baby?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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