Don't you send me to vm
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I need a burrito and a hug.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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