Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Woke up backwards on a recliner
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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