can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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