he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Randomize
