is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I need water and some morals
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
