who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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