Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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