Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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