Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
