Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
do nipples grow back?
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