I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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