It's Friday. Sex?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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