Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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