oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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