I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
