When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We talked him into tasing himself.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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