My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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