"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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