Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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