she looked like the before picture.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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