Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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