At least make sure they are 18
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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