Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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