i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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