nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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