is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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