Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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