But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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