Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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