Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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