i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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