Where did you get a picture of my penis
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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